Kamis, 22 Maret 2012
Selasa, 20 Maret 2012
To Learn Music (subject , Verb , Complement , Modifier)
One day , Tom's friends were going to play music . One of them said , "We are going to play music . Come on , let's play together ."
Tom refused their offer because he couldn't play music . But he was ashamed to admit that he couldn't play any musical instrument . He thought that he should take a music course .
So , the next day he went to the best music teacher in town .
"I want to learn music here . How much is the fee?"
Tom asked the music teacher .
The teacher said , " My students pay me $ 10 for the first month and $ 5 for the second month and the rest ."
Tom said , "All right , I'll start learning music here from the second month ." haha LOL
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07.29
Jumat, 16 Maret 2012
In One Night (Subject, Verb, Complement, Modifier)
Jack came home very late last night. whereas his wife was waiting for him restlessly. when he came his wife got angry. she said, "i have been cooking for you all afternoon but you come very late. now the food is stale. we cannot eat anything." she hit her husband's chest several times because she was very annoyed. then she pushed him backward. unfortunately he fell and rolled down the stairs. it made a loud noise. the couple was quarreling after that. his closest neighbour head the noise and came to their house. he knocked at the house strongly. "what's wrong with you. it's late at night already and you keep making noises," said the neighbour "my coat falls along the stars." answered jack. "it's only a coat and you shouted as if you hurt yourself," said the neighbour. Jack answered quickly." of course i shouted loudly because i was inside the coat."
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Blue = Subject
Green = Verb
Yellow = Complement
Purple = Modifier
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Blue = Subject
Green = Verb
Yellow = Complement
Purple = Modifier
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21.00
Minggu, 11 Maret 2012
'Commonsense' and 'Trouble'
There was a man who has two dogs , named ‘commonsense’ and ‘trouble’. He always brought his dogs to the park every evening. One day, he only brought ‘trouble’ to the park , and left ‘commonsense’ at home. While the man was so happy playing a game with his friends , ‘commonsense’ disappeared. The man was so sad and panicky. He looked for his dog everywhere but could not find it. A lady realized it and asked the man, “What are you looking for?”. The man replied “I’m looking for ‘trouble’ …”. “pardon…” , said the lady. The man replied in a higher tone “I am looking for ‘TROUBLE’”. The lady was annoyed and asked “Where’s your COMMONSENSE?”. The man whose mind was only about his dogs , answered “At home…”
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07.53
Mother's Day
Three rich brothers each wanted to do something special for their elderly mother on Mother’s Day. The first brother bought her a huge house. The second brother gave her a limousine , with a driver. The third brother remembered that his mother used to love to read the Bible , but couldn’t see well anymore , so he got her a specially trained parrot that could recite any verse from the Bibie on demand.
Soon , the brothers received thank-you notes from their mother. The first son’s note said , “The house you bought me is much too big! I only live in a small part of it , but I have to clean the whole thing ! “ The second son got a note that said , “I rarely leave the house anymore , So I hardly use the limo you gave me. And when I do use it , the driver is so rude ! “The third son’s note said , “My darling baby boy , you know just what your mother loves ! The chicken was delicious !”
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07.30
A Student and his Essay Exam
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test , the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young man kept writing furiously , although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified. He ignored the warming , finished the test 10 minutes later , and went to hand the test to his instructor. The instructor told him he would not take the test.
The student asked , “Do you know who I am?”
The prof said , “No and I don’t care.”
The student asked again , “Are you sure you don’t know who I am?”
The prof again said no. So the student walked over to the pile of tests , placed his in the middle , then threw the papers in the air.
“Good” the student said , and walked out. He passed.
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06.57
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